itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

saberspinner:

slayyyy herrrrrrrr

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

irresistible-ethan:

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

😂😂😂😂

mexicanogypsy:

Madonna talking to Lady Gaga 

mrtwentington:

gay guys who think they’re better than other people because they’re masculineimage

gay guys who think they’re better than other people because they’re feminineimage

"And if there’s any part of you tat has a shred of love left for me, then please help us."

theater-kid-probs:

iwasgavin:

Goal:

Yes

steevoooo:

thedarkknyght:

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

image

OMG

…now that you think about it…

Never can just scroll by this.

No fucking way.

tfootielover:

usofyou:

Shop the Look

careful he looks pretty horny o_O

tfootielover:

usofyou:

Shop the Look

careful he looks pretty horny o_O